ROUTE TO EVICTION

Just discovered Jonathan’s blog today…Enjoy!

By the Mighty Mumford

Landlady says our apartment smells,

A week left to clean where we dwell…

Seems to be

My unsanitary,

Showerless way I dwell!

We’ll have to throw stuff away,

Standard verdict so we’ll stay…

Find what smells

and out it goes,

Or wash the scent all away!

One hit follows another,

Publisher’s Clearinghouse didn’t bother

Nor have record

Of what she ordered,

We paid all that money and can’t recover?!

What we must do we must,

Or living arrangements go bust…

My downers I think

Caused most of our stink,

I pray we pass inspection next Friday…!  (Or else)

Jonathan Caswell

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