Haute Bites

ME: “I love that you’re so accommodating.”

BOYFRIEND: “I love that you’re so easy.”

While in the throes of passion

HUBBY: *Laughing at a well-timed, wholly inappropriate Deadpool reference*

ME: “I told you. I take my job as the older, more disgusting avocado seriously!


HAUTE VOCABULARY:

a·tom·ic ca·mel toe
/əˈtämik/ˈkaməl/tō/
noun
  1. When your latex thong is a size too small.

 

 

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